Bananas suddenly burst forth from a hole

Bananas suddenly burst forth from a hole in the wall as Cindy skipped down her school's hallway, preventing her from reaching her destination: PS 105, Advanced Geometry.
Cindy had to get the other side of the wall. Where had the bananas originated from and was there other fruit? Like in all schools, there was a secret
entrance in the faculty lounge. There, the teachers could sneak out for contraband guava fruit, kumquats, and three martini lunches. Cindy donned her black hoodie and snuck into
cool urbaness without anyone noticing or caring. She hid pristine Adidas. But not a single person thought that she was edgy. So she
started stabbing hobos with knives. "Can't get much more edgy than that!" she said aloud. "Why leave haute couture up to arbitrary designations not everyone is aware of?" Unfor-
tunately these justification could not stop the blood from spilling out of the hobo's chest. Still, for those last moments of his life, he looked rad. It's rad to almost be dead an
d come back to tell the tale. Leon judged this to be his last ride of the rails, but felt the new moons rays cool the wound, & when it closed he dropped his whiskey flask in fear.
Leon looked up into the dark blue velvet sky & marveled at the power of the new moon. He was drunk, but not too drunk to strip down to his skivvies. If the moon rays could heal his
slight case of bubonic plague, he'd drive over to the Tas-tee Freeze and ask Darla to marry him. If not, he'd learn to live with the buboes. The moonlight gleamed off his pasty
face as he got in he car. Darla didn't know where he was buried as he'd been collected and put in a mass grave. She found the little ring when clearing his car. She still wears it.

Started: 2011-04-29 17:25:08
Finished: 2013-04-01 02:56:48

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