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There's a man running around in a giant hamster

  • There's a man running around in a giant hamster wheel in the Ukrainian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest. Symbolism? The woman from Moldova just ripped her big blond plait off.
  • Symbolism. The fellow from Ireland in the turkey costume just.. Hey! That has no merit at all! The Eurovision Song Contest blacked out for integrity's sake as organizers scrambled
  • eggs and ate breakfast for dinner. The Eurovision Song Contest came back on. Now there was a fellow from Serbia, sequence jumpsuit and bear claw hairpiece. He sang a big fat
  • Song about how the Croatians were SOB's and historically were inferior. Next up was a Croation playing the accordion as his chihuahua howled at the moon. The judges scratched their
  • heads in dismay. They had been bribed to put the Croatians through to the next round but it was clear that the Irish display of drinking could be a new world record. Would the jud
  • dites let the title of champion escape their grasp once again? Their combined 7 heads turned to look at the fourth member of the team whom we'd never seen play, let alone at seen.
  • He gazed at us solemnly, and nodded. Pushing up his sleeves, he marched straight towards the enemy. Blood, bones and organs flew through the air. Ahh, the equaliser!
  • Victorious, he climbed atop the mountain of his slain foes, raised his face to the blood red moon and howled with pride. Then the mountain gave way and he abruptly disappeared down
  • a small but very deep rabbit hole, forgetting all about his slain foes on the mountain and the blood red moon above. The rabbit was somewhat surprised to see him and
  • , being a very kind rabbit, tended to his wounds & fed him soup & a grilled cheese sandwich. Comforted, he curled up & fell asleep for 100 years. When he woke, he was a boy again.
Started
2014-05-06 15:58:15
Finished
2019-06-28 20:31:37

2 Comments

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    Woab Jul 02 2019 @ 16:21

    Hooray for rabbits!
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    angelfish Jul 02 2019 @ 19:25

    This particular rabbit did exactly the right thing. Other rabbits should learn from this rabbit!

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