The secret to making quality pancakes, is
- The secret to making quality pancakes, is to stir the batter until it is smooth.
- No, the secret to make quality pancakes is not to stir the batter until it is smooth. It should be a bit lumpy. Otherwise your proto-pankcake galaxy will not condense stars.
- Also, remember not to flip your pancake universes until they are pockmarked with dangerous black holes, which lead to alternate pancake universes. More for everyone!
- Careful though! Nothing can escape black holes, not even pancake universes. When they are done, dress them with layers of butter and maple syrup. May the fork be with you!
- Then the Fire Nation attacked! Only the Pancakeitar, master of all 4 toppings, but when the plate needed him most, he was ate.
- After that, the horror continues. The Water Tribe comes out of nowhere with soap and washes any remains of the Pancakeitar.
- The Pancakeitar was unfazed. It couldn't be eaten anymore now! It combined it's remaining crumbs and formed a penny-size pancake. He could still beat the Fire Nation!
- The fire Nation was quite lovely to visit. The old king orderec a ban on the elephants being mistreated.
- The new king abrogated it. This move did not go unnoticed.
- All the peasants stormed the castle and hauled the king out. Bringing him to the public square, the mob yelled in unison, "We see what you did there."
- Started
- 2017-11-15 14:36:17
- Finished
- 2017-11-21 06:16:39
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