He would love to meet the mediocre genius
- He would love to meet the mediocre genius who invented the concept of potential, and then the awesome thinker who came up with the concept of trying to reach it.
- And punch them in the mouth. Really, should he start hating women because his boyfriend cheated on him for one or hate men because one strung him on then cheated on him? Loneliness
- overcame him as a sigh escaped his mouth. He sat at the edge of his bed and wondered. How was he MEANT to feel? He was torn between missing his now ex-boyfriend and absolutely hati
- ng that the only partners in his bed where his two cats and a Sudoku collection. Maybe his ex-boyfriend would have him back? Why doesn't Hallmark have any cards for this?
- They did, he remembered. Blank cards...Blank, just like his life. He decided to send his ex-boyfriend a blank Hallmark card and not sign it, just to see if he would get the message
- I mean, it was funny! He was shooting blanks! Come on, thats funny! He was giggling to himself all the way to the cashier, proudly put the card on the counter and pulled out
- a monkey holding a banana like a pistol from his pants. Did I mention he is a big fan of the '80s and tends to wear a lot of parachute pants? Anyway, this caused the cashier to
- hork the milk he'd just drank up out of his nose onto the banana-wielding monkey who had a lactose intolerance and began to sneeze all over the cash register. It was
- around that time I realized the crazed, mucus covered monkey looked oddly familiar. "George...is that you?" I took my yellow hat in hand and looked deed into his blood-shot eyes
- . He gave me that "What did I do wrong now" look. I cried a tear & dropped my hat overwhelmed to have found him. He picked up the hat & put it on his head. It was still too small.
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- 2012-01-03 14:17:17
- Finished
- 2012-11-17 11:37:12
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SlimWhitman Nov 17 2012 @ 14:39
Argh. I can't believe how many times I read that before hitting 'Fold & Pass'. I meant that his head was still too small for the hat. Hats don't shrink. It's heads that grow...