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Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts,

  • Trevor lived among phantoms: civil war ghosts, future humods, etc. He was cool with it - it wasn't real. Until one day someone brushed against him. "It's me - Juliana - don't you r
  • " Remember me? Juliana, from high school." " Gah! Frig! You touched me!" he exclaimed at the ghost, who looked down at her ethereal form and asked, " Yes, and what of it? Trevor,
  • what of it my goodman!?! Trevor said, "You're talking weird." Juliana's ghost said, "My dear fellow, that's because all ghosts speak as turn of the century British nobles, why
  • would you think otherwise? The Great Pancake House Purging of 1857 destroyed over half the inabitants of Great Britain! Why did you think the Puritans fled?! Trevor, you must now
  • Realise the reason why pancakes fled to the States. They took up roots and found loyal followers everywhere they went. Especially the suburbs. Mr. Pancake and his offspring were
  • much loved in Big Flats, WI, & Johnycakes, WY. The two towns vied for their favor,figuring if Mr.Pancake & his wife Crepe Suzette & the clan moved in,Silver dollars would stack up
  • to the top of the tallest greasy spoon. Big Flats, WI was up first and they planned a parade in Mr. Pancakes honor. Floats, ticket tape, the whole shebang. Even Aunt Jemima would
  • be there, waving & blowing maple-syrup kisses. MY GAWD, what a parade it would be! Pat O'Butter offered his big yello Cadi for Mr. Pancake to ride in, while Crepe Suzette
  • was forced to walk the entire forty-two miles of the parade. For her perseverance, she was granted the highest honor her people could bestow: The Cinnamon Sugar Pancake Milkshake.
  • She was so thirsty after the long march that she chugged the milkshake down. Her face went red and a hush fell over the crowd. Then she waved "Brain Freeze!" she called to her fans

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