She had red hair with fair skin and light

She had red hair with fair skin and light bluey grey eyes. Her personality was split between a graceful young lady and an agressive whore.
She loved both time in the bed, and time at the coffee shop with her innocent little girlfriends.
They were always baking cookies together.
That's what they called it, "baking cookies". They used all sorts of euphemisms, depending on the context, the season, their mood. "Shooting antelope." "Reading Tolstoy." "Opening
the Door." "Inflating the Inner Tube." "Gratuitous Parking." "Paring the Toenail." "Shimmying up the Fo'c'sle." "Dining on Kiwis." and of course,"Baking Cookies."
None of these taglines excited the Lucky Strike executives. Don Draper frowned, "Peggy, what the hell does baking cookies have to do with cigarettes." Before she could answer Don
Jumped out of his chair and threw a cookie at Peggy "Shut up Peg." Peggy slumped her head down and began to sob in her chair.. "I don't even like cigarettes" she grumbled
but this time her dad promised himself to be strict with peg. It wasn't good for a 3 year old to smoke cigars. Besides they were his Padrons! "You'll stick with marboro lights unti
l you stop coughing." He decided he would make it up to her by going shark hunting, her favorite activity. Once on the water, he put on her scuba gear and threw her overboard.
There was a frenzied flurry of activity just below the surface of the water...then the water turned bright red. Her scuba mask floated up & he reached out to grab it. CHOMP!

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