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Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub

  • Fred walked hesitantly into The Spot, a nightclub he'd learned of from mysterious Madame X. He was wary, but then he spotted Big Bob from accounting, and LaRonda sipping a cosmo.
  • He greeted them with genuine affection, for they had all shared some horrific experiences at the office recently. The worst was the incident in the men's bathroom. But adversity
  • day was more tolerable than diversity day, so these pre-orchestrated adverse situations were most welcome. Running out of toilet paper? No biggie. The Boss demands high-5's? Meh.
  • Big Bob rolled his eyes. His sanitizer was in his other pair of Big & Tall's. He high-5'd the boss, dropping his pants. Damn suspenders. LaRonda pointed at his underwear & mimed
  • a pot-bellied guy walking on the beach in a speedo. Only it wasn't pretend. LaRonda, it turns out, really was a man with a pot belly and speedo under his/her stylish Calvin Klein
  • Lucha Libre mask. LaRonda the Lumberjack was her handle. Her move was called the Half-Nelson Back Buckle. She'd thought it up after eating a large tub of buttered popcorn. The Crow
  • had decided to become her nemesis, which she thought was rather pathetic as the Crow was completely incapable of withstanding LaRonda's most simple leg-lock, and his cousin George
  • Stephanopolous could hardly push over a toddler on a tricycle. Not that he didn't try. But George had connections back in Athens, and a gyro to The Crow was like spinach to Popeye.
  • Removing his black billed hat The Crow Flew into action. Pushing George behind him and covering himself with a down filled blanket was all it took for things to simmer down.
  • Everyone laid down their weapons and The Crow brought out a bowl of rounded river stones and a card table, and they all played a pleasant game together.
Started
2012-12-31 13:18:40
Finished
2015-03-21 20:40:25

1 Comments

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    BlastedHeath Mar 21 2015 @ 20:43

    LOLs throughout!

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