I like milk. Always have. My cousin Lenny

I like milk. Always have. My cousin Lenny made fun of my latent lactose
.. make that my *blatant* lactose love affair. I even named my cat "Homogenize." But, I call her Jenny for short. She likes milk too, but it makes her
puke. Who ever heard of a lactose intolerant cat? The vet says its impossible, but try telling that to Jenny.
Jenny and the cat are like peas and carrots. The cat is lactose intolerant and had to wear little kitty leg braces. But then chasing a mouse, they magically exploded and the cat
dissapeared in a cloud of fur, all except the whiskers which continued to pursue the mouse until it too dissapeared. When she saw the whiskers hovering above the bowl of soymilk
she grinned. Who ever heard of disembodied cat whiskers enjoying soy milk? she thought. Turning to leave, she noticed a mouth form under the whiskers. The mischievous grin
of the Cheshire Cat. She blinked. It was impossible, wasn't it? There was no way that it was happening again, not after all that they did to prevent it. She rubbed her eyes and
looked. Sure enough, the Cheshire Cat was still there. She reached down and picked up
as much of the vaginal fluid as she could. Yeah, it was difficult to scoop it up with her little hands, but she was willing to do anything to keep the Cheshire Cat from
yet another mediocre fold about pussy.

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