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As the iPhone see-sawed to the bottom of

  • As the iPhone see-sawed to the bottom of the pool, her heart sank as every bubble rose. She cried out, like a little girl who dropped her dolly off of the Empire State Building, "
  • her hands starting shaking as she realized without her Iphone there could be no texting. She could not face such a cruel world. Determinedly she dived in after it. Splash!
  • She was sucked into the vortex and down the oversized porcelain tunnel flutterkicking toward the murky afterglow of her precious iPhone.
  • Her iPhone glowed just out of her reach and illuminated other recently flushed items. She saw several goldfish, crack pipes and a gherkin before surfacing in the sewer
  • beside half a shoe and an engorged tampon. On the bankside was a capybara, wearing a leather waistcoat and smoking a spliff. "Looking for this?" he said, nuzzling her iphone
  • charger cord. The Capybara howled with laughter, It'd killed the only woman he'd ever loved. That's when the Crocodile Hunter lost it. Snapped. He gave up on life. He decided
  • to drink beer and watch daytime TV on an ongoing basis. His crocodile gun became rusty with disuse. Until the day the Mayor paid him a visit. "You're the only one who can help us!"
  • "I know," he said calmly, his eyes never wavering from the TV as he stroked his crocodile gun. "But what will you give me in return for my services?" The Mayor replied, "Anything."
  • "Well, I do need a new kidney," he said, now looking hopefully at the Mayor. "Done!" said the Mayor. They shook on it & within 1 hour, the problem was solved. "My kidney, please?"
  • Well... I couldn't find one so the deal is off!

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