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MY folds are honed, lean prose machines.

  • MY folds are honed, lean prose machines. YOUR folds are, you know, OK but could do with some punctuation. THEIR folds are blatant attention-seeking behaviour.
  • Now that I've divided the Folding world cleanly into MINE, YOURS, and THEIRS., it must be clear to you whose YOU should LIKE, and who should be at the top of the rankings. Yep. MOI
  • stories should be liked. I am the Foldingstory Clique maker. But it isn't easy to create your Foldingstory Clique. First, you must vet any new arrivals by pretending to
  • be doctor who in his tardis, zooming in and out any time you feel the need to check up and investigate these strange life forms, their different habits and writing styles until
  • the prime minister of Sweden becomes the US president. It is bound to happen you see. It already has happened. I saw it just as i stepped out of my Tardis in 2046 a Saturday in
  • ....A Saturday in April..such an assuming day for a complete toppling of world order. But that was when Sweden invaded the good old USA and, unfortunately...won.
  • Everyone in the Swedish-ruled U.S.A. now had to listen to Abba, eat meatballs, drink Absolut Vodka and watch Bergman films while putting together IKEA furniture. So it wasn't too b
  • Ad because they also got to eat a Viking breakfast and have Wolfman Jack's Glogg year round with dinner. The Orange Label glogg had monkeyfruit and snakefruit in it. It was unique.
  • Also unique was the joint occurring parthenogenesis of both the monkeyfruit and snakefruit inside that Orange Label glogg. By the time that shipment got to Ithaca, 8 generations of
  • Bergs had overseen the process of fermenting the monkey and snake fruit wine into a vintage bottle of Orange Label Glogg, which still goes for a mere 5 thousand Krona...to die for!
Started
2013-11-03 10:38:17
Finished
2017-02-18 00:24:55

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