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My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust

  • My idea to combine elements of Goethe's Faust with Shelley's Frankenstein into an apocalyptic tale of nuclear Armageddon finally got some creative input from reality when
  • Anderson Cooper started reporting live "from the edge of the exclusion zone" in Japan. He would be the model for Faust. But how would I work in Blitzer?
  • He could do it by referencing the snowy white hair of Kenny Rogers then talking about Wolf's facial hair proclivities. Anderson hated Wolf, ever since Wolf caught him in that lie
  • about being a genuine space pilot. The Star Wolf team needed two replacements, and preferably someone who wasn't incompetent as well as a flaming liar, or else end up a flaming
  • marshmallow burnt on all sides.The vacuum of space leaves little wiggle room. We posted an ad looking for two stalwart heroes who liked to fight the good fight and push buttons.
  • But the ad was only answered by some hero MAKERS. Hey, I like lunch as much as the next guy, but there's work to be done, man! "You know....hey, this is pretty tasty. When can you
  • pry yourself away from Tumbr long enough to show me how you make that?" Silence. The only think that kept me from being violent was the aroma of
  • his crotch.
  • Time stood still as he once again relived the horrible accident at the meat processing plant...and shook his head in profound regret. No, he'd never be able to have children, but
  • his meat babies would live to pass his legacy on into the future. With his thoughts on the future, he toppled headfirst into the meat grinder.
Started
2011-03-20 16:50:41
Finished
2013-08-17 11:52:08

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Aug 17 2013 @ 18:29

    ... and Spambaby was born?

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