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Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super

  • Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super dude." Fame had its problems too. He thirsted for the freedom of anonymity so he disguised himself as
  • a clerk at the local 7-11.He hid his 5 meter height by squatting behind the counter which was cramped,but Gilgamesh enjoyed the mundane routine until the first robbery on his watch
  • which he didn't like at all. He took the 7-11 robbery as a personal insult. Gilgamesh thought it might be the four light warriors, but his dog Enkidu had followed him for hot dogs
  • Gilgamesh, being the patron saint of Indian gas station clerks, tossed his trusty hound another hot dog, before flying off to defeat the thugs who robbed the 7-11.
  • Catching the hot dog from the air, Gilgamesh's hound, or Shilameh, as was his real name; bit into the tough meat and thought to himself, "I won't be taking orders....
  • But then Gilamesh told him to sit. Despite his mind telling him not to his body obeyed without hesitation. " I must find a way to break the hold this man has on me" With that
  • thing in mind, he started observing the surroundings. The power Gilamesh had over him had to come from one of these strange figurines which were all over the place. But - from whic
  • h one? The snake headed woman whipping her head in a rhythmic manner, the gargoyle staring with glassy eyes, or could it be the ham fisted hydra. The power had to come from
  • Pazuzu, the demon king, standing above all the other cryptids in the room. They seemed to draw nourishment from his presence alone. I loaded the shotgun and aimed
  • it carefully at the finely crafted chandelier. Down it came on Pazuzu's head, splitting it open & revealing that he was hollow inside, filled with all manner of refreshments. end.

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