In this universe, Patrick ate a piece of
- In this universe, Patrick ate a piece of toast, pecked his wife on the neck, and took the train. In the other, Patrog tore a leg of boar, stole the bar wench, and fled the carnage.
- *World-A* Patrick got to work, attended the staff meeting, & ate a sandwich at his desk. *World-B* Patrog fled with the bar wench into the forest, had his way with her & scratched.
- Uh-oh. He looked down. The crabs! Those bar wenches! Couldn't trust 'em! *World A* Patrick sat there at the meeting, trying his best not to scratch, while "World B" Patrog applied
- to become a Target "associate." *World A* Patrick shouted, "This is no time for job seeking, the bar wenches gave me crabs." "World B" Patrog smiled sheepishly at the Assistant Man
- Who gave his bag of food to the beggar on the street.
- The starving beggar never forgot the face of the gent who gave him a bag of cold chicken McNuggets in his time of need. Later when he'd become a wealthy beggar
- He lead seminars on how to be a successful beggar. It was at his last seminar of the season that he ran into the cold-McNuggets-man again. But this time the wealthy beggar did not
- ask him for loose change. Instead, he offered him a 4-piece McNugget meal, which was warm and freshly made. "I'M A VEGAN YOU TWIT!" the man backed away in horror, unable to believe
- that a vegan could use such harsh language. He thought that all vegans were nice little flower children. This one wasn't, though. This vegan had a chip on his shoulder the size of
- a rice cooker. And unlike a rice cooker he was as low down, mean and nasty as someone who ate only the cutest of baby animals. And rocks & dirt. And live electrical wires.
- Started
- 2012-11-29 12:01:31
- Finished
- 2017-08-24 19:01:14
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Woab Aug 25 2017 @ 14:47
Don't mess with vegans.