Did I ever tell you about the time a boo

Did I ever tell you about the time a boo tried to bubble on Ms. Watson? It was 1987. Hot, summer, wet, shower. Dean Jenkins had dropped a watermelon on his obdula oblongata
. Sherlock stared off into space. Watson AGAIN talking about his family outing. Why can't he leave me to my violin practice in peace? "So Jenkins took the watermelon and Boo hid by
jumping into the tree, caught his neck in some branches,choked himself and died. That's how Boo killed himself. He wanted his ashes spread over the Appalachian mountains, so Sherlo
p, his fellow adventurer and ever-faithful friend, dropped a cigarette butt in the woods. He was never the brightest, but it did the trick, sort of. Boo's ashes were scattered
all over a peanut butter sandwich that he found in a Picknicka basket floating on the Jellystone River. Also inside that basket was a small bear cub somebody named Moses. Yoga with
-held the evidence by burning the basket and raising Moses the bear cub as his own. Yoga's girlfriend Sutra was hurt that Yoga had had a child without her, but with meditation she
Accepted her karma and listened to Verdi's "Rigoletto" in its entirety. Opera wasn't so annoying after realising it was like Shakespearean dramas. There were plots and subplots.
Usually people died, which was her favorite part of the opera, but on the other hand, she had different fingers. She couldn't bear their protracted death scenes that went on long
er than her wiry fingers had patience for. They soon found themselves wrapped around the throat of a soprano whose throes were particularly overacted. A shame, really. The show was
clearly a hit, but the choking scene nixed all that. The producers and director changed the next performance, erecting a wrestling ring onstage and calling the show “WrestleOpera."

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