Zara is a gypsy who has perfect night vision.
- Zara is a gypsy who has perfect night vision. She has traveled to many places, keeping her fellow companions safe during the night, but last week, walking past Desert Creek she saw
- a breathtakingly beautiful creature. Knowing her fellow companions couldn't even his see outline, she led them away and planned to visit Desert Creek alone when the sun came up.
- Later, at Desert Creek she found rainbows, lollipops, giant marshmellow lilly pads and a flowering Turkish Delight. Magical pixies sprinkled fairy dust on fluffy pink clouds
- Somewhere in the distance, silvery windchimes tinkled in a gentle vanilla-scented breeze. Hey Lolly Lolly! Hey Lolly Lolly! Come out, come out wherever you are! Beezlebub
- was pissed. He'd been paying $5 for footlong sandwiches all these years only to find out that most of them were 11 or 11.5". Beezelbub's latest sandwich artist, Lolly, was about to
- experience Beezelbub's Barbeque Beef Beef 1st hand. Beezlebub basted Lolly within an inch of her afterlife. "Sheisters serving shortened subway sandwitches shall suffer severely!"
- "Which witless whistler whittled away Willy's wigwam?" I retorted. And everyone stared at me like I had
- frosted a cake with mayonnaise. The curse of alliterative speech was one I had inherited from my father's side of the family - apparently it all began sometime in the 1600s, when
- My great uncle Leif Flobuttress mistakenly castrated the wrong animal at the Sorcerer's farm. The Sorcerer sent an alliterative curse causing my miserable f...oh god I'm doing it
- now, naren't nI? Nit's not neven na ngood none. Nese nords non't neven nart nith Nn normally. Now nI'll never net na noment's neace. Nupid norcerers. Nupid nanimal nabuse.
- Started
- 2013-01-13 16:54:23
- Finished
- 2013-01-25 02:33:36
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