kaydee the ninja started to run the pizza
- kaydee the ninja started to run the pizza parlor his children, 7 foster, 3 adopted, 6 born, 4 guirdaned and 4 animals aka pet puppies. he was ninja pizza man, saving the world!
- until his shop was taken and he became a hobo. selling cardboard to buy pizza for himself.., the next day he woke up and could hear pop goes the weasel being sung quite off key.
- "Is that a pizza or are you just pleased to see me?" Someone asked. He saw there was a whole bunch of hobos coming at him. He knew they were here for his pizza. "NEVER!" He cried b
- elligerantly. He was hobophobic & (although he'd never admit it), selfish & greedy. The hobo gang surrounded him. "Just hand over the pizza & everything will be OK," the hobo leade
- r wore a funny hat and carnival mask. "I'm Robin Hobo and these are my merry accomplices. Little, relieve this gentlemen of his excess pizza". The stingy man resisted
- & received a hard wood shaft to the chops. LJ's belly shook while Robin Hobo took the pizza pie & distributed it amongst the rest of the motley crew. Sated, they lay on the beach
- noting that the starfish washed up on the sands next to them weren't so different from the twinkling lights in the heavens above them, "Nothing like a meal under the stars, eh?"
- The starfish blinked with one, glazed-over eye. It stood on two of its points and hissed before leaping back into the sea, spinning end-over-end and casting a spray as it hit the
- elastic surface, bounced and drifted down to a sandy shipwreck where it made its home in an empty eye socket of the skull of an ancient Athenian merchant. The starfish sang s
- ongs of love and loss. The frozen lad sank from the wreck of the Titanic. The boy whose woman shoved him off to drown found another fish in the sea - a romantic starfish.
- Started
- 2015-05-14 01:01:22
- Finished
- 2015-06-20 23:06:48
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SlimWhitman Jun 21 2015 @ 04:35
Nice two parter. I'm hoping we'll see some more of Robin Hobo.