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The little clown was not happy. His makeup

  • The little clown was not happy. His makeup was running, his big red nose had lost it's string and he no longer felt like his chosen profession was something worth the effort.
  • The little clown kicked off his big ol'clown-shoes and logged on to Craigslist to see if he could find a new job, but instead of a new gig, he became obsessed with the "barter"
  • ads. One ad caught his attention immediately: "Will trade time travel machine for big ol' clown shoes." Buzzo the little clown couldn't believe his luck! Now he could start
  • building that damn app that would make millions. Millions! Buzzo the clown rolled up his sleeves, pinned a squirting flower on his lapel and headed straight out to find venture cap
  • italist, Jen Burke. She emptied a briefcase of cash into his baggy trousers & Buzzo the Clown was in love. He just couldn't concentrate on coding his app--her hard head for figures
  • Was typical of the mainstream news media talking heads. They all had hard boiled heads and soft brains, according to the Bear Mush salesman. Mr. Bear Mush was well respected among
  • the anti-media conspiracy group appropriately named "No News". Mr Bear Mush was once named the chair member of the group. They met every Thursday and ate hardboiled eggs.
  • They called themselves the No News Bears, and after every Thursday meeting they were sure to take their Beano and go to bed early before any news could happen. But one night they
  • Were out of Beano so took Bearo instead. They spent the next three months in hibernation and no news happened. Since she had not put on her winter weight Suze died of starvation.
  • Suze was a honorable bear...if she even was a bear..Sometimes things happen for a reason..AND YOU KNOW IT'S YOUR DAMN FAULT EVERY TIME!Not puting on wieght,hyper dumb!
Started
2013-05-20 14:23:20
Finished
2017-01-13 16:05:46

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