41

Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the

  • Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg
  • ress decided then and there that they had enough of gridlock and went to pass some laws. They all shook hands, rolled up their sleeves and started fixing America.
  • The show, Extreme Government Makeover, was the reality show hit of the year! Why didn't we hand over Capitol Hill to Ty Pennington years ago? In just a few short months,
  • Greece went from totally Greek to totally "Chic." The best episode was when Kim Jong-un came back to North Korea after staying at Disneyworld while Ty Pennington and his crew
  • smeared spackle over a giant hole in the floor and laughed about dropping upper-deckers in the master bath. It was all hilarious until one of the Korean Security Officers fell into
  • the jacuzzi tub, and his satin robe was stuck into one of the jets. I think he started to scream for help, but I dont understand Korean, so I locked up the office and headed to
  • the local applebees for some half price appetizers. After crushing some nachos and boneless wings, I remembered the Korean guy in the tub and thought I'd check to see how pruney
  • his teeny tiny little fingers had gotten. There are days where it still amazes me at how miniature he could be, but then on other days as he inhales a plat of buffalo wings he is
  • turned into a raving mad Godzilla-like monster that becomes the life of the party. You just never know which of the two will show up to an event, so I prefer when he is miniature
  • Donald trump singing show tunes, because if anyone were to be two faced that is one nice face to have.
Started
2012-11-11 14:07:45
Finished
2012-11-14 18:43:05

1 Comments

  1. Avatar

    BlastedHeath Nov 15 2012 @ 19:33

    Congregress? Is that a new Tofflerism? ;-)

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!