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Last week on "Sparky Pickles" ... :

  • Last week on "Sparky Pickles" ... :
  • Sparky was left at the altar by Marietta Maraschino, who had left Mr. Pickles to elope with no other than Jose "Pepe" Roncini, infamous Mafia boss & the one responsible for Sparky'
  • s limp. Sparky, the abandoned groom, called Don Pepe in Sicily. Marietta was on his honeymoon on Mt Etna with just released Mr Pickles! "Boss, I dunno what to do. My heart's a squa
  • ker's fan." That's when this Italian melodrama turned into a Sqwuaker's season finale. Sparky the Italian said had just returned from the pet store with
  • "something special" for Squawkers. Poor Squawkers...such a naive little Beatles-singing parakeet. But if Sparky had to hear "Let It Be" 1 more time...AARRGH! A bowl of poisoned
  • Beatles lyrics were flying by the parakeet cage. All that singing of peace, love and understanding made Sparky want to reproduce. But how? The cage next door held a mean looking
  • chimpanzee. It was crazy, but it was worth a try to Sparky the amorous parakeet. Sparky sang "I wanna hold your hand" to the chimp, but it only flung poop at him. No love.
  • Bubba The Chimp was not into such music. He preferred music from obscure composers of the 20th century. Sparky only knew rock and roll. This was a huge problem at night!
  • But one that was eventually solved by some Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac. Especially the Then Play On album. Bubba felt that Green was extremely underappreciated and Sparky just
  • loved to explore the acoustic spaces Green painted with. Too many of us believed that Green was an alien sent to Earth to communicate an important message with his guitar.

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