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Boy Curious George Michael

  • Boy Curious George Michael
  • Jackson Pollock was my name. My parents were transvestite storybook writer pop singer artists. Hence, Boy Curious George Michael Jackson Pollock. At school,
  • I was also known as the kid with the really long last name. My classmates assumed that my parents either had an ego problem or were just really indecisive.
  • I suppose you've heard of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Well his name is my name too. I told the other kids to just call me JJJ, but
  • they wanted to call me on my cell phone instead. "Hello?" I answered. "Yes, speaking......I WHAT?! Are you KIDDING me?! Who IS this? Is this a JOKE?....I WON?!" Oh. My. God. I just
  • won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. I sat down, stunned. I was now a millionaire. I was still holding the phone. "...and all you have to do is give me your bank account
  • ,your credit card, your wife and kids, and your trampoline, and you will soon find yourself with a million dollars!" I couldn't believe it. It was almost too good to be true.
  • It only needed one thing. "Throw in a Bolo tie and I'll do it!" I yelled, the enthusiasm bursting from my chest like an alien. "What are you, crazy?" the host said, "The deal's off
  • for tonight" I got mad. I took out my switchblade and charged at the man in blind fury
  • and with one swipe, I sliced his arm clean off. He laughed, "Tis but a flesh wound!"
Started
2014-12-13 13:51:35
Finished
2017-11-13 14:30:16

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 13 2017 @ 15:19

    Woab get's my Fold of the Week award for the phrase " the enthusiasm bursting from my chest like an alien."
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    Woab Nov 14 2017 @ 13:10

    Thanks, Slim. I accept said award with gratefulness, humility, and a gaping chest wound.
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    foldmeonce Nov 14 2017 @ 15:22

    Jefforama's fold made me laugh.

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