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The hounds of the megachurch were set loose

  • The hounds of the megachurch were set loose on the congregation. To develop the hounds' checkered past, would you accept a side quest entitled "Houndpups Lose Sanity at PetSmart"?
  • "Yes!" yelled the excited school children. It was story time again and the children had found a comfortable place to sit or lay on the floor whilst listening intently about hounds
  • and making models using bubblegum. Although their teacher was actually not a teacher, they
  • were not actually students. In fact, this was not a school and they would not be earning grades, degrees, or recognition of any sorts for their actions. What would
  • really be funny is if we put Yakov Smirnov in charge. While this looks like a college, it is not. It is a total sham. These students are actors, this apple? Wax. This is a comedy
  • fiasco. And Smirnov? "It's Putin. A master of disguise. And that mofo can down more cheap vodka in an hour than you could in a lifetime." He extinguished the cigar against his
  • palm, and I swear you could hear the sizzling of his flesh burning from the cigar. It kind of gave me the wiggins. "Wanna bet?" I asked him. I grabbed the Popov vodka from the
  • rotting barrel and took a swig. He really was a piece of shit and I despised him for it.
  • I took another swig. Come to think of it, I'd shared my last quarter with rotting Ronny to buy a lottery ticket. I began rummaging in his pockets when Officer Plod strode up.
  • "Oi!" he said. I looked at him, uninterested. "Oi!" he said again. This time I gave him my full attention, for he seemed serious. "You won," was all he said. And he walked away.

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