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Circumcising a boy under the age of 18, even

  • Circumcising a boy under the age of 18, even for religious reasons is
  • a great way to lose weight," said Jillian Michaels. Sure, she couldn't empathize with the boys' pain. But she had the studio audience hooked. "Another great way to shed pounds is
  • literally shuck it away with a big carving knife. Yes, honeys, just like that. Just shuck it away!" Then Jillian Michaels screamed out in pain, blood spraying on her audience.
  • It took 45 minutes to repace the filthy audience with a new one. The blood-stained one tried to shower it off, but the blood would never wash away. Never.
  • The new audience was clean for a time, but once again the 4D experience proved to much for them and the scene where Darren gets potty trained saw them covered in
  • bitter regret and 1-ply toilet paper. Their spirits were soiled, and all but the boldest of cinemaniacs and online reviewers stayed for Act 2. "We just aren't ready for the fourth
  • remake of Death on the Installment Plan! And we never will be! It's not for an American audience. Try Scandinavia." Tarantino stood and put sunglasses over the sunglasses which
  • made things superdark. He drew himself up to his full 4 foot & said emotionally, "I will take Death on the Instalment Plan to Bergmann himself." Tarantino was Oslo-bound before you
  • can skewer a danish with a samurai sword. Mind, in Denmark, they don't call them Danishes. Anyway 'The Little Man' Quentin exhumes Bergman & pitches 'Death on the Installment Plan'
  • to the producers. When he finished there was dead silence in the room. "BRILLIANT!" Mr. Knudsen exclaimed, pushing a contract across the desk. "Sign here."

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