I woke up in a different world. I recognized
- I woke up in a different world. I recognized everyone but it wasn't my house. It was different, everyone acted different, what was happening?
- It was then that I noticed that I was holding a new iPhone. I had crossed over! I must have fainted with extacy during my transiton
- , if you get my meaning. I sipped tea from a porcelain cup and nibbled at a plate of warm brownies. Moments later, my hands seemed to shrink, and my iPhone - it turned pink!
- Secretly,I was pleased with these fascinating outcomes. I'd always thought my hands were a tad too large &my favorite color is...you guessed it...PINK! I swallowed more tea, hoping
- to not spray any out of my nostrils and onto my thigh-high pink cowgirl boots...something I've been known to do while drinking tea. I studied my now-smaller reconstructed hands and
- started to cry. My God, I thought. My hands are not big enough to hold a pistachio. Sure enough, tea spurted out of my nostrils and ran right to the bottom of my now squeaky boots.
- The only way I could think of to save face now was to start dancing, using the squeakiness in my orange paisley vinyl boots as music. People stopped in their tracks as I did the
- boot dance of my people over and over. A wave of nationalism swept over the crowd. They began waving and singing the Esperanto National Anthem. "Oh Stan,
- thank you for giving us that swift boot to the butt." "Any time," Stan smiled & booted the butt of the next Esperantan in the line dance. " He promptly thanked him & passed it on.
- The only other Esperantan there was a lady walking her dogs. Bella the pit bull and Bogart the mutt didn't allow Stan to kick their owner out. So he relented and danced all night.
- Started
- 2017-03-04 16:58:35
- Finished
- 2017-03-06 18:34:58
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Rebbie Mar 06 2017 @ 19:09
Esperantan boot butt line dance, the new Macerena!
Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 10:56
I'm in... as soon as I can find some orange paisley boots.
Rebbie Mar 07 2017 @ 12:03
https://poshmark.com/listing/52ea8c007819500d7d012552?campaign_id=751151721&enable_guest_buy_flow=true&gclid=CPyAvsnvxNICFQyAfgodJ4wC3g&gdm_bottom=false&utm_campaign=751151721&utm_source=gdm Orange Paisley Boots! ... Yehaw!
Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 12:21
Hmm, your Weird Old Auntie Bess can no longer wear such high heels, I'm afraid. Nut I could do these: http://cdn3.volusion.com/qxhdt.hzhwy/v/vspfiles/photos/5004RD-2.jpg?1485784357
Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 12:21
That "Nut" was supposed to be a "But"!
Rebbie Mar 07 2017 @ 12:24
It's okay I am a nut and I dig those wild wellies. Lets get dancing!