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I woke up in a different world. I recognized

  • I woke up in a different world. I recognized everyone but it wasn't my house. It was different, everyone acted different, what was happening?
  • It was then that I noticed that I was holding a new iPhone. I had crossed over! I must have fainted with extacy during my transiton
  • , if you get my meaning. I sipped tea from a porcelain cup and nibbled at a plate of warm brownies. Moments later, my hands seemed to shrink, and my iPhone - it turned pink!
  • Secretly,I was pleased with these fascinating outcomes. I'd always thought my hands were a tad too large &my favorite color is...you guessed it...PINK! I swallowed more tea, hoping
  • to not spray any out of my nostrils and onto my thigh-high pink cowgirl boots...something I've been known to do while drinking tea. I studied my now-smaller reconstructed hands and
  • started to cry. My God, I thought. My hands are not big enough to hold a pistachio. Sure enough, tea spurted out of my nostrils and ran right to the bottom of my now squeaky boots.
  • The only way I could think of to save face now was to start dancing, using the squeakiness in my orange paisley vinyl boots as music. People stopped in their tracks as I did the
  • boot dance of my people over and over. A wave of nationalism swept over the crowd. They began waving and singing the Esperanto National Anthem. "Oh Stan,
  • thank you for giving us that swift boot to the butt." "Any time," Stan smiled & booted the butt of the next Esperantan in the line dance. " He promptly thanked him & passed it on.
  • The only other Esperantan there was a lady walking her dogs. Bella the pit bull and Bogart the mutt didn't allow Stan to kick their owner out. So he relented and danced all night.

6 Comments

  1. Rebbie Mar 06 2017 @ 19:09

    Esperantan boot butt line dance, the new Macerena!

  2. Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 10:56

    I'm in... as soon as I can find some orange paisley boots.

  3. Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 12:21

    Hmm, your Weird Old Auntie Bess can no longer wear such high heels, I'm afraid. Nut I could do these: http://cdn3.volusion.com/qxhdt.hzhwy/v/vspfiles/photos/5004RD-2.jpg?1485784357

  4. Woab Mar 07 2017 @ 12:21

    That "Nut" was supposed to be a "But"!

  5. Rebbie Mar 07 2017 @ 12:24

    It's okay I am a nut and I dig those wild wellies. Lets get dancing!

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