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"Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn

  • "Double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble." These words I chanted as I stirred the cauldron filled with a green, bubbling & delicious smelling potion. It was
  • time to scoop out my Geno doll with the ladle. "Greetings, friend," I said. "Welcome to the realm of the living." I was so happy to have a degree in witchcraft from ITT Tech. Geno
  • was a chubby Italian guy from up the block. Geno owned a pizzeria but also dabbled in witchcraft at night. Not the white kind either, but dark, soul melting magic.
  • He made black magic pizzas & sang "when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore", but it wasn't amore Geno was baking into his pizzas, it was
  • amare. Amare Stoudemire had failed to hit a layup at the buzzer in Game 7 of the Finals and the NY Mob had lost millions. He was now being cooked into Geno's black magic pizzas, th
  • e kind that used to taste good before the mafia started using human meat. "We hate the new recipe," people complained. The mafia doesn't understand. Mistakes happen. Killing doesnt
  • change anything. Then the mafia had a moment of quiet reflection which they often did away from the public. They realized their stupidity and went back to their old school ways
  • of employing Italian mamas in vast numbers to create enormous amounts of pasta sauce. Soon the market was flooded with Mafia mamas pasta sauce
  • and even had a Destiny's Child endorsement. Business was going well, but their corporate social responsibility was not. You see, the Italian mamas were paid below minimum wage, and
  • that meant the Big Gambino was pissed...and you definitely do not want to piss him off. So, if you think you're gettin' any spaghetti tonight, you better SHUDDUP & FUGGETABOUTIT.

1 Comments

  1. buddyboy4711 Jan 25 2013 @ 19:30

    "Geno wants the STAT sales stats, stat!" [clunky basketball joke]

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