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"ZOMBIE PONIES" was the rallying cry at Slickmo

  • "ZOMBIE PONIES" was the rallying cry at Slickmo Toys Unlimited. They had already lined up the syndicated cartoon show, kid's cereal and temporary tatoos. Their next step,
  • "ZOMBIE PONIES: RAINBOWGEDDON: THE MOVIE: 3D" had just been given the go-ahead. They just needed a edgy, up-and-coming, family-friendly director to helm the project. They found
  • a human brain in a trash bag behind Jack in The Box that could surely do the job. If Uwe Boll was allowed to direct movies, surely this abomination should be given a chance.
  • I grab the brain by the, uhh, brain and take it back home. I fine tune the machine a bit before hook the brain up to it. After spending a good twenty minute on it I decided it was
  • a crap invention, so I decided to eat the brain. But you can't eat brains without glazing them in honey, everyone knows that. And I was determined to find the rarest of all honeys.
  • The honey I sought could only be found underwater, in pockets of air. Rare amphibious water-bees stocked their hidden colony with this most delectable substance, and I had to have
  • some. Just as I got to the underwater honey made by the amphibious bees, I was attacked from behind by an amphibious grizzly bear. On swipe and my regulator and bottom jaw just
  • dissolved in the saltwater. I was forced to use my underwater flamethrower at close range, boiling the amphibear alive. The rise in water temperature angered the sea bees,
  • I found myself swarmed as the flamethrower sputtered and died. My only hope was to swim deeper and lure the sea bees towards the reef and the lair of the
  • surly water logged Cinnamon Bear. The last time he had came ashore the Sea Bees had kicked his ass but it took three squads; only one squad was chasing me; no problem Bear 1 Bees 0
Started
2011-04-29 00:52:36
Finished
2011-05-06 13:19:28

1 Comments

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    ChucksterAce May 06 2011 @ 23:21

    Amazing how many Bears turn up!

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