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As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner

  • As usual, Jack was sitting in the corner eating his Christmas pie. But this year, when he stuck in his thumb, he pulled out a Series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter.
  • Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack jumped over the Series M-421 miniture canioptimeter and ran out the door in search of
  • a hiding place, for he knew not what a Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter was used for measuring and did not want to stay and find out. Jill was mechanically inclined and
  • and roped the Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter, put a bit in its mouth and rode out of there like a bat out of hell. Jill was amazing. That was the last time I saw her.
  • The next time I saw her, she was a him. "Jill!" I squealed! He put a finger to my lips. "No. Jim." He still looked like Jill, like a woman. But he assured me he had "junk". We went
  • into the toilets so I could check out his/her junk. "Call that junk!" I scoffed, "cop a load of this!" At which point Jill/Jim arrested me for indecent exposure in a public place
  • "You should only do that in a dark room," he said. "Look, now the film's ruined!" I saw my error and quickly snapped shut the lid of the camera's film compartment. I must have
  • rocks where my brains should be. He snatched the camera out of my hand and headed into the dark room. Switching on a safe light, he said "Well, let's just see if anything survived.
  • And of course, nothing did. I gave him a glum look. "What do we do now?"
  • He said nothing for a while, and I was silent too. He scratched himself. After a long moment, he suggested, "Wanna go throw rocks at trains?" I assented.
Started
2012-12-24 12:11:29
Finished
2015-02-08 09:37:20

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Feb 08 2015 @ 17:02

    Are you calling a series M-421 miniature cranioptimeter junk?

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