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*CREEEK*the door was opening slowly.Wind

  • *CREEEK*the door was opening slowly.Wind was howling through the windows and blowing the curtains.Unknown footsteps were heard running in the hall.Outside,roaring thunder was heard
  • . I hit the snooze and turned over. The spirit hovered over my bed. "Get out!" it hissed. "Lemme 'lone. Need coffee." The spirit wailed and rattled its chains. Every goddam morning
  • , I had to put up with the vengeful spirit named Bob. I wish he'd give up the ghost and move on, but he is determined to wreck my beauty sleep. "Waaake up, I want to play a game of
  • love! La-la-la-la love!' So I fired up the old Proton Pack and blasted Bob the ghost back to nothingness. Crap when will Vankman be here?
  • Singing a song is what really cheer me up before I blast a ghost to where it belongs. Vankman don't mind me singing: 'Oh baby can you feel...ABC, F.D.E., Do Re Mi, singing you and
  • me …" Suddenly ghosts were flying in from everywhere to see if I had mistakenly invoked the ghost of Michael Jackson. The ghost before me though was trying to escape. Vankman flank
  • -ed at the ghosts, but otherwise did little to disperse them. "Vankman, you idiot," Cheryl hissed at him, "You have to threaten their plasma or something!" But by this time the gho
  • had its stitching repaired, & I was the finest gentleman in all of Bhutan. I like to vlog from my Himalayan home in my "Let's Meditate" series of me practicing Buddhism. Subscribe!
  • My website struggled to take off and find nirvana. The mountains were cold and the mountain lions would not conform to Buddhism. I decided to give up the confides of my material..
  • until I remembered the scripture verse “I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.” I realized: we are all one regardless of religion. At last, I reached Nirvana.
Started
2014-07-04 06:53:14
Finished
2024-04-16 16:47:27

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