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El pendejo corrió por el pueblo gritando:

  • El pendejo corrió por el pueblo gritando: "¡El lobo ha robado las ovejas" por última vez!" Lo metieron en la estacada. Todo el mundo sabía que el pueblo no tenía ovejas.
  • Él pensó somos eran sheeple. Él cantó, "La gente está sheeple por qué debería ser / tú y yo alguna vez no estå de acuerdo, Chigurh". Chigurh vestîa un traje de lobo y aterrorizaron
  • the English speaking sheep people. They foolishly followed whatever their leader ordered in his search for millions of dollars. His wolf suit
  • -or finally arrived. The Wolf Suitor was coated in musk and animal feces. The Sheep Master wanted his daughter to marry the Wolf Suitor to bring the two houses together in a
  • union that would provide extended access to territories surrounding the butcher's hut. These green pastures offer shelter from the extreme tempretures during the
  • hunting season. Yes, the butcher protected his territory savagely, like a dog barking at a cat for coming near it's piss. The green belt, surrounding the butcher's hut was also a
  • Master at fighting off invaders. The green belt had practised with Martians since age six and was a master of martial arts. The pack of hunting dogs waited to ambush the group of
  • aliens but were sent wimpering home to their bowls of Alpo because the Martians looked so much like vacuum cleaners. It would be up to the green belt alone to fight them.
  • they tried giving them the whooping of a life time but the vacuum aliens were used to being hosed. The just sucked up the green belts and deposited them in Montpelier Vermont.
  • The Green State Hoover/Kirby Roomba Institute was located there and had been located there prior to the alien invasion and nobody ever questioned their connection. Thanks Trump.
Started
2012-05-19 11:34:21
Finished
2017-04-28 20:11:46

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Apr 30 2017 @ 11:01

    Lines 1 and 2: The wanker ran through the town shouting, "The wolf has stolen the sheep" for the last time! "They put him in the lurch." Everyone knew that the village had no sheep. He thought we were sheeple. He sang, "People are sheeple why it should be / you and I are not ever in agreement, Chigurh?" Chigurh wore a wolf suit and terrified

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