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I had lips like Jagger, but I didn't have

  • I had lips like Jagger, but I didn't have
  • any other part of my face. Just smooth skin, two airholes and these gigantic lips which, when curled around a
  • beer bottle made me look like a grotesque Mick Jagger. I can't get no satisfaction looking like this. I needed plastic surgery, but you know you can't always get what you want.
  • Although I ain't too proud to beg. I went to the plastic surgeon & showed him my nose. I thought time was on my side but she told me it wasn't going to fade away. I died during sur
  • gery, the operation failing as the incisions on my nose and face gave way to sepsis. I saw the body of a frail thing on a metal table far below. I felt my ghostly nose, still fat
  • From reflective materials, grow long tentacles and reach down to the table. The frail body shook itself awake and grabbed the tentacle. Next thing I knew, I was in the invarrarium.
  • All manner of creature was in there with me. Some I recognized, Lions, Atats & tarrantulae & some were alien. Tentacled, crablike one a cloud of eyes. Escaping the invarrarium
  • took a backseat to my need to study this panoply of exotic otherworldy fauna. I began documenting the features of the creature resembling a cloud of eyes. I decided to name it
  • Debbie, after the chimp in 'Lost in Space', even though it had way more eyes and was far more nebulous than the TV chimp. I studied Debbie's eating habits and mating rituals and
  • my brain became pregnant with it's nun gown and alfalfa obsession. We tried counting the eyes but they kept changing places that we couldn't tell if it had 2 or 292 million.
Started
2012-10-23 15:11:00
Finished
2017-08-23 17:41:32

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