Countdown... 1 2 3 4 5 Blastoff!
- Countdown... 1 2 3 4 5 Blastoff!
- And that's when Skip Bratterley lost his job as the NASA Voice OVer Countdown Man.
- "A life without counting backward has no purpose," Skip said as he loaded the pistol. With "The Final Countdown" playing, he counted, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1.." But the ghost of Buzz Aldrin
- could not be counted on. Skip fired the pistol at Count Chocula and Buzz Aldrin did nothing, distracted as he was by Count Von Count, from Sesame Street, who was counting all the
- the Counts in the previous fold. "One,Two,Three .Four. Four Counts. Ah ah ah". The sky lit up briefly. Skip & Buzz Aldrin held up their hands & Count Chocula checked his exit wound
- "Five counts. Ah ah ah." His eyes became wide as saucers, only now did he grasp how serious the injury was. Count Chocula now had one mission - to survive until the 10th fold.
- As CountChocula wandered around the cereal fields, he noticed his buddy Lucky, from Lucky Charms hitting the Jameson a little too hard, and he also noticed King Vitamin sitting on
- the tuffet, Miss Muffet clearly upset about it. The cereal killers reloaded with their milkyguns and took off after the spoonerisms before anyone else noticed. "I got Special K
- covered in the kitchen!" said "2% Sal". Fanning out, the rest of the cereal killers boxed in Grape Nuts in the pantry & Kashi in the broom closet. They hadn't anticipated Pop Tart
- engineering a projectile toaster "accident". When all was said and done, eighteen cartoon mascots were arraigned in superior court. In a few moments, the results of that trial.
- Started
- 2011-12-16 03:49:05
- Finished
- 2013-02-09 19:41:34
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Zetawilk Feb 09 2013 @ 19:43
Dig'em Frog named names. Tony the Tiger and Chip the Wolf were eventually acquitted. Buzz the Bee remains at large. Toucan Sam was extradited to Australia, while Crazy Cravings was indicted to a hospital for the criminally insane.