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I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so

  • I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.
  • But my dreadlocks analysis was sidelined at the Science Fair from a little fat girl's booth which had a sign saying, "Rugged Individualism is so 20th Century...
  • Here is the lumberjack of the FUTURE!" The little fat girl's (Shelly Plonkenshire) futuristic lumberjacking exhibit made my dreadlocks science fair project look like trash. Sure,
  • Shelly's axe-armed logger bot logged wooden logs AND loggerheads, but the jury dreaded MY dreadlocks project. Science isn't fair. So, to still win this dreadful science fair prize,
  • I had to calcuate the log of 100 hoppus tons in british troy oz logged in the log I kept of Shelly's axe-armed logger bots logging output. Logically
  • I have no logic. I dropped the problem and went back to my favorite job, counting regular, normal logs.
  • Unfortunately, Mr. Roboto was about to do my job. I told him, "You're just a robot." He said he was my Uncle Harry reincarnated. I said, "What?" He just stood there. I was about to
  • kick him square in the groin, RoboCop and Bunny Rabbot busted down our front door. "Nobody move!" they both parroted in unison,
  • and then looked into each other's eyes. "Hahah" said Robo-cop to Bunny Rabbot. "We both said it in unison!" said Bunny Rabbot. "See, I told you we were BFF's" said Robocrap. They
  • were more than that, but their young love was not yet realized. "Owe me a Coke" whispered Bunny Rabbot.

3 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Apr 23 2016 @ 09:05

    sorry, I was totally at loggerheads on the science fair fold. I liked to Rabbot lovers.

  2. KnoppferHang Apr 24 2016 @ 05:30

    Who can blame 'ya? They're such a cute couple. :)

  3. Flopp Apr 24 2016 @ 05:32

    I cannot argue with the truth. I should make a fanfic about them

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