I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so
- I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.
- But my dreadlocks analysis was sidelined at the Science Fair from a little fat girl's booth which had a sign saying, "Rugged Individualism is so 20th Century...
- Here is the lumberjack of the FUTURE!" The little fat girl's (Shelly Plonkenshire) futuristic lumberjacking exhibit made my dreadlocks science fair project look like trash. Sure,
- Shelly's axe-armed logger bot logged wooden logs AND loggerheads, but the jury dreaded MY dreadlocks project. Science isn't fair. So, to still win this dreadful science fair prize,
- I had to calcuate the log of 100 hoppus tons in british troy oz logged in the log I kept of Shelly's axe-armed logger bots logging output. Logically
- I have no logic. I dropped the problem and went back to my favorite job, counting regular, normal logs.
- Unfortunately, Mr. Roboto was about to do my job. I told him, "You're just a robot." He said he was my Uncle Harry reincarnated. I said, "What?" He just stood there. I was about to
- kick him square in the groin, RoboCop and Bunny Rabbot busted down our front door. "Nobody move!" they both parroted in unison,
- and then looked into each other's eyes. "Hahah" said Robo-cop to Bunny Rabbot. "We both said it in unison!" said Bunny Rabbot. "See, I told you we were BFF's" said Robocrap. They
- were more than that, but their young love was not yet realized. "Owe me a Coke" whispered Bunny Rabbot.
- Started
- 2011-09-14 10:54:33
- Finished
- 2016-04-23 08:59:21
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SlimWhitman Apr 23 2016 @ 09:05
sorry, I was totally at loggerheads on the science fair fold. I liked to Rabbot lovers.
KnoppferHang Apr 24 2016 @ 05:30
Who can blame 'ya? They're such a cute couple. :)
Flopp Apr 24 2016 @ 05:32
I cannot argue with the truth. I should make a fanfic about them