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What is that over there? No. Seriously. That

  • What is that over there? No. Seriously. That thing is seriously creeping me out. It's like a box. NO WAIT. OH CRAP. IT'S COMING THIS WAY. SOMEONE STOP IT. AHHHHHHH!!
  • Oh wait, its just a box. Why did I think it was moving? Let me just shine a light on it. Nothing to be scared of at all. (phew.) Hold on, the lid is opening. MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT
  • ?!! It was smaller box, inside the bigger box. It scuttled across the floor. I should have run away right then...but you know what they say: curiosity killed the cat. I pounced
  • on it and twisted something in my hip. I rolled on the ground, holding my hip. It hurt so bad. It made me so mad that I punched the box in frustration. The box flew into the fragil
  • E airmask holding the nose together. "The nose knows", grandpa used to say. The baldness issue was a huge problem three years later, but we digress. Back to the real issues! The
  • main focus was reining in grandpa's addiction to roller-balding.
  • "Grandpa, stop rolling that thing over your head, you won't have any hair left!" screetched Felicity, but Grandpa's roller balding addiction was now wearing his scalp down and woul
  • d eventually lead to his demise, in the eyes of the Church, the eyes of God, and the eyes of Cosmopolitan magazine. Full of shame, Felicity abandoned her beloved elder to go
  • become a monk and search for the meaning of life. She became a stoic observer, looking in on the world without the veneer of ego or emotion. Her quest for truth led her to
  • believe that there was in fact, nothing more to life than waiting for death and the sickly sweet smell of fresh spun cotton candy
Started
2013-08-22 23:42:47
Finished
2016-12-20 18:14:48

2 Comments

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    Flopp Dec 21 2016 @ 06:54

    I suddenly crave for cotton candy
  2. Avatar

    Woab Dec 21 2016 @ 13:43

    Who could blame you?

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