It was such a cold winter day and mom still

It was such a cold winter day and mom still made me go outside and
walk the dog around. I could not believe she was making me do this while my brother got to sit inside and
played xbox and
raped lil scrubs =)
haha thats funny :)
she said unconvincingly, as the wannabe comedian finished his act. He read her tone and sighed; she was the third person to turn him down this week. He said "Thanks," grabbed
his manuscript, and flounced from the room, as only a wounded entertainer can. She leaned back wearily, tired after a long day of auditions, but noticed as she did that he had left
over pizza in his briefcase. The weary wannabe actress said, "Like why is there pizza in your briefcase?" Phillip Seymore Hoffman just stared through her tepid skull munching
idly on a jumbo sized box of fiddle faddle. God, that stuff is good. Anyway, Philip Seymore, or "The Hoff II" as Phil preferred to be called lately just kept ignoring her
for a new script from Charlie Kaufman in which he plays a writer who enters the head of his accountant to rewrite the history of Toaster Strudels. So compelling, he ignored all.

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