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My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed

  • My mom dyed her hair red when Tommy dyed his blue.My hair is white.Now we make the
  • Dutch flag whenever we sit next to each other. That wasn't a problem, until we sat in front of a crazy German at the movie theater. He yelled something about a blitzkrieg
  • and a Dutch oven. "Watching a Third Reich propaganda flick on Axis grounds wasn't such a good idea," I concluded. My family was tense, so we headed back to Amsterdam to smoke
  • the Amsterdam Ajax soccer team in a heated grudge match. Smoke covered the field as the two teams faced off. The Ajax were notorious for cheating, however, and they
  • were also the crowd favorite, which means a lot in a stadium where firearms aren't prohibited. The competing team desperately got out a giant fan and tried to blow the smoke away.
  • But a roadie on ativan switched the giant fan on but in "reverse." A grand sucking sound zipped towards the fan. A mother's baby flew from her hands, spiraling towards the fan
  • at about 80 miles per hour. The baby giggled and cooed at the curious sensation. Ploopio, the three-headed teddy bear, wanted to save the baby, but his heads argued about how to
  • stop the vehicle. Leftie & Rightie wanted to shift to neutral & hit the breaks, but the middle teddyhead said "The babies possessed by B'chuck! We need a
  • n exorcist ASAP!" So Rightie shifted into overdrive and Leftie jerked the steering wheel so the vehicle turned around. "Check the GPS for the nearest exorcist," Teddyhead cried
  • as we roared down the dusty highway. We gave some dude in jeans and T-shirt a good bump, so stopped to check on him. "Devils just want somewhere to belong, like anyone." Gone.
Started
2011-06-25 12:53:05
Finished
2011-07-13 19:56:35

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