I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm.
- I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm. "We're going to put you under now," he said softly. "Count backwards from 10...9...8...7.." When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked
- to find a heart shaped note under my pillow. 'You had me at 6. Yours 4eva. Dr Hamm. p.s. I've kept you spleen as a souvenir of our precious time together.' OMG is a spleen vital?
- Not if you like e coli. Good thing I did. To hell with my spleen, Dr. Hamm could harvest all my organs for all I cared, so long as he said hi to me in trigonometry. But he didn't.
- jyujgjguiyigtu
- Cthulhu's lesser known kid brother.
- !Umbuktutu. Pronounce the ! by clicking tongue downward from the roof of your mouth but say it at your own peril for although hard to pronounce if you call Clthulthu's brother by
- HIS real name, your tongue will rip itself out, jump from your moth and crawl towards the nearest mousehole to hide in, so terrifying is the sound of HIS name. Once, I came upon
- This mouseasausus was named Walter by his human. He was harmless and had a family of mouseasaurii living in a rehabbed mousehole. Lady Mapplethorpe provide them food and water.
- But at a price. A terrible price. Each evening Mrs. Mapplethorpe would walk Walter, the mouseasausus, down a long dark tunnel flanked by flames and Darkness. Every morning he was
- a little bit bigger and there were a few less derelicts in the alleys. Mrs. Mappelthorpe thought she was cleaning up the neighborhood but she was really digging a hole to heck.
- Started
- 2014-04-09 12:47:30
- Finished
- 2016-08-20 17:16:09
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SlimWhitman Aug 29 2016 @ 09:28
Okay, be honest. Did any of you try to pronounce "!Umbuktutu"?
Dhanithecat Aug 29 2016 @ 09:36
I did.
Woab Aug 29 2016 @ 13:21
Who could resist? But I left "jyujgjguiyigtu" alone.
SlimWhitman Aug 30 2016 @ 03:33
lucky 'cause "jyujgjguiyigtu" don't mess around.