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Engaging with people in the window, a solo

  • Engaging with people in the window, a solo Castrati rings out a sinful bleat,
  • The eunuch quit his job 2 years too late. But he found a new calling at Club Lush singing backup for DJ Guetta, his high, gonadless voice soaring like Jonathan Seagull. Or Icarus.
  • His succulent castrata tones would fill the amusement hall. The eunuch became more famous, singing with Tiesto and Deadmau5. He was the envy of every
  • stoned partygoer who could remember him five minutes later. The eunuchs, however, had a more long-lasting career, wearing berets and calling themselves "The Euniks". They sang for
  • Bee Gees fans & enlisted for Iraq where they served as air raid sirens. Once the fighting abated, they got jobs in Saudi Arabia as harem guards, ending up as an NBA team- the NY Eu
  • -knicks. It was rather strange. The original Knicks weren't sure how to feel about it at first, but as soon as they saw the team mascot, they went absolutely nuts.
  • "Knickie the Nix," was their water sprite mascot. The blue foam rubber costume took a half-hour to put on and smelled of brine and axe body spray. Resigned, Eric put it on.
  • Everyone loved the water sprite costume that ten thousand were made to fit
  • inside. But my favorite art spectacle was even more interactive - the infinite foot massage train. The train never ended and you could come and go as you pleased. The most people w
  • would gamble and then lose greatly, however a good number of women would indulge into that massage train invite friends who would invite their friends ad nauseum with no end.

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