Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come,
- Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come, come. I'm gonna tell you a story so epic that it will make you take a step back and analyse your wretched miserable little life. Ready?
- It's not going to be an easy task. First, here drink this. It tasted horrible like dirty socks and mushrooms, but I so eager to have my wretched little life analyzed I was despe
- rate to have the alleged Voodoo doctor advise me. Though, I did find it odd he demanded I give him all my possessions in an updated will and to sit naked before him. Oh well, no
- way do I fit the profile of being a victim of fraud. Once I transferred my money via Western Union to the Voodoo Doctor I never heard from him again. I thought he'd just misplaced
- the scalpel but after searching for hours it was sticking out of the back of his shoulder. It was all bloody, clotted. But the Voo Doo doctor didn't seem to mind the stabbing, no
- , it was all part of the 2013 Witch Doctor World Games. Nganga pulled the knife out of his own shoulder, laughing maniacally. Nganga then stooped down & spit in the dust. "Revenge
- is a dish best served cold with a side WEDGE salad!" Nganga shouted and wedged the knife into heart of Whyday. 3 more kills and Nganga would win the 2013 Witch Doctor World Games.
- Nganga went on to win the Witch Doctor World Games in 2014, 2015 and 2016. Then he was killed by the next champion in 2017, a witch doctor from Fetfsjnjkia. It was unprecedented.
- Then began the trial of the century. The People vs AIaeiohaoefthe, the witch doctor from Fetfsjnjkia. He was charged with 7 counts of public indecency and the murder of Dr. Nganga.
- It was clear the people wanted blood. The MP's on duty did little to protect the doctor and he took the blows with pride. His mad laughter lasted untill long after his death.
- Started
- 2012-12-05 10:10:29
- Finished
- 2016-05-09 09:45:07
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SlimWhitman May 09 2016 @ 14:14
You're all nuts, chuckle...