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I saw my mom with another man. The man was

  • I saw my mom with another man. The man was half her age and totally Emo. They were french kissing in the hall. It was parent-teacher night. Dad was at the lockers. This had
  • -ron collider I made should be able to wipe out all the drama. I initiated the clap-on synchrotron and set the nuclei in motion. But things went horribly wrong when
  • one of our offsite visitors dropped a piece of baguette into the megnetic coil. The result was an anti-matter scism which radiated through the 8th dimension. I held onto my watch.
  • It disappeared in my hand. Obviously we were dealing with some serious inter-dimensional business here. A business that strictly prohibited clocks or watches of any kind.
  • The thing that really give's me a mind fuck in this scenario... is that time bombs were employed by this business as a means of social control and seemed exempt from the axiomatic
  • What is happening to the world?
  • It's becoming such an unpredictable place. It's hard to know what will happen next when
  • you have no idea of what hapenned before.And worse:when you don't know where you're standing on the matter at the moment.But a choice had been made and he had to live with it.Fire
  • him quickly and avoid the lawsuit, he thought. Messy jobs aren't always easy, but they are necessary.
  • Of course, they're only necessary insofar as most people don't properly dispose of their garbage. Fishing condoms out of the city reservoir doesn't appeal to me, but it happens.
Started
2011-05-31 18:11:43
Finished
2012-04-12 03:49:27

4 Comments

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    martusino Apr 12 2012 @ 10:24

    Kind of fell apart in the middle there, but I like how it seemed to oddly come back to the point again at the end. If you take "Fire him quickly" to mean "Kill him with the hadron collider" anyway. And "Garbage" as "bloody irradiated remains."
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    Zetawilk Apr 13 2012 @ 18:18

    Especially if the condoms were used during menstruation.
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    Chaz Apr 13 2012 @ 21:02

    RIpped from thr headlines: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/95971-Baguette-Shuts-Down-Large-Hadron-Collider
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    mensaque Apr 15 2012 @ 13:51

    I'm glad you found my "fire" helpfull!

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