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So I was bored one day and decided to see

  • So I was bored one day and decided to see how many gerbils I could indeed stuff into
  • my mouth. "Uh, tuh, hree, orh, eih!" I counted while stuffing them into my mouth. One gerbil began to pu
  • blish on his vlog while he squirmed down my gullet. "Here we have an infected wisdom tooth & there's a legion from my swallowers tonsillectomy. I can see Gerry's tail up ahead.
  • Follow him!" I could just imagine that's how it went down. That is how this putrid infection spread so far. So now I entertain myself. I'm imagining that this evil bearer of infect
  • ions was probably the child of a celebrity. Now this putrid infection has made films too long and totally forgettable. The tell-tale signs of the infection make it easy to diagnose
  • . The affected films would exhibit poor acting, an overuse of special effects and long, drawn out romantic scenes with a complete lack of chemistry. The infection was incurable.
  • We had to eventually call in the F.B.I, because of the severity of the problem. But even they could not figure out how to stop the awful infection amongst the hollywood movies.
  • The world was doomed. So the F.B.I. And everybody else who wasn't infected with Hollywood jumped into a spacecraft (except for the North Koreans, they're immune). Our rocket
  • was weighed down with the reformed and their massive iconography. The talk of jettisoning the encumbered, praying to the heavens that we rapidly approached, lead to instant
  • ejaculation from our bodily boundaries. Free. We were finally free & coming home. Memories returned over time, while our past experiences faded like a bad dream. It was over.
Started
2013-01-10 17:08:31
Finished
2015-11-22 20:47:03

1 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 24 2015 @ 18:01

    Is Dèàr Lèädér immune to the Hollywood infection?

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