Oh my God. I did not see that coming. If

Oh my God. I did not see that coming. If
they're gonna put a foot-tall speed bump on the freeway, why not paint it yellow or something? Or at least a sign, JEEZUS. My car is totaled. "At least you're slow," said Architect
Art. Architect Art always had the knack of saying stuff that really hit the nail on the head but also made you feel a little under the weather. No use beating a dead horse I though
t, but Architect Art had other ideas & flogged that dead horse with such gusto that I had to intervene. To distract him, I suggested beating about the bush for a while, but he carr
yed on flogging the dead horse. A vigilante paper tiger said "abusing dead horses is a crime in Alabama" and so Arty the Artsy Architect ended up in Kangaroo Court presided over by
Honor Justice General Reubenwater. His thick bushy eyebrows were so big they covered his eyes. Arty the Artsy Architect quickly grew nervous before the judge because he had
painted mocking portraits of the judge in the past. Honor Justice or not, those eyebrows were too bushy not to mock. That may come back to bit him now that
The art police have found out. The tribalistic lifestyle forbids painting a judge. It supposedly insulting to someone. Too many social justice warriors are a nightmare of the worst
Day Mare. Always showing up long after the fracas to peck the fallen clean. It is their souls they were after not the life that contained them.
They ate their fill of the dead flesh, but the souls they hungered for were out of their reach. So the creatures died of starvation with full bellies, and rotted where they lay.

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