Bowling is my favorite sport. I like to swing
- Bowling is my favorite sport. I like to swing two 15 pounders to be a dork. When I roll a gutterball I let loose with a caterwaul. Splitting pins on every frame,
- I shoot fat turkeys in every game. Falling pins is like my percussion, When I bowl I drink a White Russian. Don't steal my shoes when I bowl,
- cos my bunions don't fit any others. Don't drink my White Russian neither, cos I don't like any other drink. Yea, bowling. It's extreme.
- Can be anyway. One time I almost ended up in jail again. Didn't like the way the guy in the next lane snicked at me. I was about to crack his head with my bowling ball, but Myrtle
- offered me hers. Knowing that Myrtle cared rejiggered my priorities; I let the guy off with a loogie to the shoe. "Remember the three-strike law," she joked when I bowled a turkey.
- I tried to impress Myrtle with my prowess. The frozen butterball slid down the alley almost reaching the pins before slipping into the gutter. Turkey bowling is a fickle game.
- The frozen turkey skipped a curve and hit Mytle's father in the groin. The crunch was audible and his face went purple as my stomach sunk. "You
- said you didn't want any more children, so why the long face?" Mytle's mother remarked, rolling her eyes. By then Mytle's father was on the floor applying the frozen turkey to his
- Uncharted turtle legs. Myrtle The Turtle was born. This was no ordinary turtle. But these were extraordinary times so that requires extraordinary characters in literature.
- Myrtle the Turtle grew up to be great. She became a respected police officer in town and married a turtle named Dustin. All was well once more. The End.
- Started
- 2013-11-19 02:12:45
- Finished
- 2016-11-20 00:39:52
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BlastedHeath Nov 20 2016 @ 11:32
I probably meant "snickered". Thank goodness it wasn't Wolverine in the next lane.
SlimWhitman Nov 20 2016 @ 17:20
I based my fold on that rap that begins with "Basketball is my favorite sport".