Garfield had joined the Baltimore police

Garfield had joined the Baltimore police force. Yeah he was an orange cat but he had wanted to make a difference. That was before he wanted to take down Stringer Bell.
At first Garfield joined the police force for the donuts (this is the midwest, remember). He even had his own K-9 unit, Odie. Before Stringer Bell, he raided Taco Bell.
He was in the mood for sour cream and was after a new caulk gun full of the stuff, so Taco Bell was the place to be. But in the Midwest, it's hard to break into such a fine dining
establishment without a proper dinner gown. Carrying a caulk gun tucked under her sequinned gown made Clarice believe she could take on the cattle industry on its own turf, but she
needed back up. She called up all her cousins, including her Mexican drug cartel relatives. They showed up later that day and enjoyed a nice dinner of roast chicken and carrots.
This Thanksgiving, it was a family reunion for all of organized crime. Dropping cultural differences, the Yukuza and Russian Mafia had a rousing game of Pictionary. The cartel made
"Sinaloa punch" which was cheap tequila mixed with cocaine and cool-aid. The Pictionary quickly turned strange with the Yakuza's pictures especially
The ones made when he was high and played the piano without a sense of melody. How Mr. Mushroom pulled that off, nobody knew! Mrs. Mushroom had a body that looked like a mushroom.
She was a good spore about it though. Mrs. Mushroom donned an oversized sunhat that cast plenty of shade over her fungi frame. She took a lot of shiitake from
the mycologist, but the truffle told her not to worry. "We are all slaves to fashion darling," She said, "All we can do is try to be the best slave of the bunch."

Started: 2013-05-04 12:56:12
Finished: 2016-08-05 07:30:45

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