Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the

Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.
Forgiveness is far more powerful and the Vorgons had no issue with forgiving others. For a Vorgon to forgive someone did not mean they agreed but it meant they let go of the hurt
.They still ripped them to bits of course, but Vorgons needed to do that forgiven. They asked forgiveness of their victims like the executioner did Anne Boleyn before her beheading
. Or on a contrary initiative how Ghandi forgave his assassin just after being shot. Forgiveness seems part of the Vorgon life style. This characteristic may be why Vorgons never
initiate war with other civilizations. They can also time travel, so if they make any mistakes, they can always go back and fix things. Gandhi wasn't a Vorgon, but he was peaceful
little brown man with white undies." Now, you know who was a Vorgon? Like the most Vorgon of Vorgons, you know, with the needle teeth external veins? Donald Trump. Yep.
If you lift his toupee you will see the control panel to the mother ship. Once back in Vorgona, Donald was just a soldier in the Vorgons, his wealth unconsequential and useless.
But he held a trump card: he was a duck. His bill fascinated the other soldiers, igniting rumors that he was "touched" by Ur-Vorg, and soon he was promoted to the rank of
army psychologist, but when his tail feathers were turned they called him a quack. He took a passive-aggressive approach, deploying ballistic corkscrews onto toothbrushes.
It's widely thought extreme dental hygiene was only mastered by feathered avians, but it was, in fact, first pioneered by mammalian fliers known as bats, proponents of fruit diets.

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