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Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the

  • Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.
  • Forgiveness is far more powerful and the Vorgons had no issue with forgiving others. For a Vorgon to forgive someone did not mean they agreed but it meant they let go of the hurt
  • .They still ripped them to bits of course, but Vorgons needed to do that forgiven. They asked forgiveness of their victims like the executioner did Anne Boleyn before her beheading
  • . Or on a contrary initiative how Ghandi forgave his assassin just after being shot. Forgiveness seems part of the Vorgon life style. This characteristic may be why Vorgons never
  • initiate war with other civilizations. They can also time travel, so if they make any mistakes, they can always go back and fix things. Gandhi wasn't a Vorgon, but he was peaceful
  • little brown man with white undies." Now, you know who was a Vorgon? Like the most Vorgon of Vorgons, you know, with the needle teeth external veins? Donald Trump. Yep.
  • If you lift his toupee you will see the control panel to the mother ship. Once back in Vorgona, Donald was just a soldier in the Vorgons, his wealth unconsequential and useless.
  • But he held a trump card: he was a duck. His bill fascinated the other soldiers, igniting rumors that he was "touched" by Ur-Vorg, and soon he was promoted to the rank of
  • army psychologist, but when his tail feathers were turned they called him a quack. He took a passive-aggressive approach, deploying ballistic corkscrews onto toothbrushes.
  • It's widely thought extreme dental hygiene was only mastered by feathered avians, but it was, in fact, first pioneered by mammalian fliers known as bats, proponents of fruit diets.

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