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Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No

  • Luigi stood over Mario's bloody body. No longer would Luigi take a backseat to his portly brother. Now he had to hide the the body and the evidence. All of a sudden Wario walked in
  • and said "you killed him? great job!" and walk away. Luigi continue his work and hide the body and evidence. three day after the incident, Mario's dead body was missing. it seems
  • that Luigi may have eaten him. Or pushed him off a cliff. Or something along those lines. However he disposed of the body, one thing is certain;
  • CONSEQUENCES WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME.
  • HE TURNED HER BACK TO THE SHIMMERING MOUNTAINS AND SIGHED THE LAST TIME. THEN SHE PUSHED THE BUTTON THAT ACTIVATED...
  • THE TRAP DOOR, DROPPING THE POOR MAN INTO AN INCREDIBLY DULL TEA PARTY, CONSISTING OF A FEW STUFFED ANIMALS AND A GIRL DRESSED AS A PRINCESS. THEY DISCUSSED IMPORTANT MATTERS LIKE
  • AMERICA'S COLLAPSING INFRASTRUCTURE, WORLD HUNGER, WHETHER THE WAR IN IRAQ IS JUSTIFIED, POLLUTION, GLOBAL WARMING, AND WHETHER TO HAVE PEPPERMINT TEA OR EARL GRAY
  • ARE AMONG THE MANY ISSUES WE WILL NOT BE DISCUSSING AT TONIGHT'S MEETING OF SHOUTERS ANONYMOUS" bellowed the large man welcomingly. "HELP YOURSELF TO SOME COFFEE AND DOUGHNUTS."
  • "THANKS", I shouted in reply, "I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM." The group looked at me from their folding chairs and nodded. "YOU'RE NOT AT THE FIRST STEP, YET." Hey, I'm cool
  • under pressure, but not that cool. "JESUS CHRIST, JUST STOP YELLING! CAN'T YOU ALL JUST STOP YELLING ALREADY!"
Started
2011-04-21 13:35:57
Finished
2011-04-21 20:19:40

2 Comments

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    Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 20:21

    I think it was interesting to see how the story was carried more by how the words were capitalized than what they actually said.
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    leonelc Apr 22 2011 @ 00:51

    haha! "CONSEQUENCES WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME." this thing prove it all!

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