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I was reading a book when I heard a wailing

  • I was reading a book when I heard a wailing siren. I looked out my window and saw utter chaos. I looked into the sky and saw five planes streaking overhead in perfect formation.
  • Sighing, I put a bookmark in New Moon and stretched. I guess I'll have to save the world, again. I flew out the window. Ho-hum, another alien bent on earth's destruction. Lazily,
  • I lifted my pinky and in an instant, a green laser emitted from the finger and sliced through the engine of the mothership as if it was butter, The ship quickly exploded and then
  • a small ship off the mothership fell away at lightspeed, I pursued it with intense speed. I never notice the army of
  • bagel and toaster-fighters bearing down on me. I was intent on saving Princess Muffin and her escort of refurbished riding vacuum cleaners. Their escapepod plummeted to the planet
  • -arium and killed a dorky fifth grader. His mother, enraged, turned to the dark side. She could feel the power growing. She would kill Princess Muffin's home planet from the Death
  • Car, her minivan with the vanity plate "Momobile". They called her Darth Mom, but Princess Muffin (alias Derpy Hooves) would not abide such interstellar evil. Derpy pressed a hoof
  • against the back of Darth Mom's seat & then just kept kicking over & over while asking "Are we there yet?" over & over until Darth Mom had enough of Derpy. She stopped the minivan
  • and gave him a good kick up the backside before continuing on their journey. Derpy would grow up to enjoy a good kicking and would join a fight club.
  • Yeah, he thought. He'll join a fight club. Derpy watched the others walk ahead, and imagined punching him right in head, knocking him clean over. "The name's Derpy," he'd say.
Started
2011-08-11 16:13:46
Finished
2013-02-16 19:46:32

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