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when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with

  • when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..
  • Phew, it was just a dream. No more caffeine for me before bed, I thought. But then the next day I had a huge workload and had to stay up late. I drank four lattes and
  • ate a pound of dark chocolate. Got my work done, then went to bed. This time, I am pretty sure I was abducted by some sort of aliens. They took blood samples from me. I woke up
  • in this strange place. It was all white, there were no walls, nothing. Except there were these shelves, on them were pictures of a car, a boat. Then a woman named Flo came up and
  • considered adjusting the pictures on the shelf, but she knew her organiform limitations, so summoned her drones and their attendant spirits to place the pictures just so. A knock
  • -kneed succubus lumbered in and tried to re-arrange the pictures, but her fingers were misshapen and clumsy and she dropped them on the floor. The ghost queen blew flames from her
  • nostrils, caramelizing the succubus and destroying her succuabilities. "WOOooOOooOO!" moaned the ghost queen, "now you can neither sexually assault men nor rearrange the pictures."
  • The succubus, sucked of her succuables, developed an entirely different taste! "WooOOOOO!" protested the ghost queen, "Get off of me! Why are yOooOOO kissing m...help...mmmmmm..."
  • The succubus squirmed and wriggled. Her quarry turned hunter had the most foul breath. It was like rotten fish and mouldy cheese. She handed him a tooth brush.
  • and extra whitening paste, flossed him, massaged his gums & gave him some mouthwash.Then she ravished him & took his soul to a dentist who used his trident to fill its cavities.
Started
2014-11-12 22:47:51
Finished
2017-12-21 16:22:13

4 Comments

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    Woab Dec 21 2017 @ 16:48

    Ooh, the dreams described in the beginning (Bloody mouth, white surroundings) may foreshadow the dentist office at the end!
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    SlimWhitman Dec 21 2017 @ 17:54

    Haha. Little Shop of Dental Horrors. Props for you folders with succuabilities!
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    Gibber Dec 21 2017 @ 19:19

    I stole the alternating upper case/lower case O's from Discworld MUD.
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    IceSquad Dec 22 2017 @ 06:52

    I stole it from Gibber.

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