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"Come with me," he said, staring into my

  • "Come with me," he said, staring into my eyes as he offered his hand through the open door, "Please... I'm begging you to come with me." I wanted to come with, I really did but
  • I remembered that time that I decided to draw a comic about a time travelling mercenary robot from the past/future named General George Armstrong Custer fighting Martians in Hawaii
  • The Swimsuit Edition. There was Geneal Custer poolside with Lindy Larue. He was wearing his uniform but we now know it is a weapon all on it's own. Lindy was bearing wearing the
  • remnants of the meat dress that Lady Gaga once wore, only now it was putrid and covered with maggots. General Custer didn't seem to mind, as luscious Lindy Larue spoiled in the sun
  • . In fact General Custer thought this was a perfect way to grow food for carnivorous plants. So he planted several at the base of Lindy Larue's Lady Gaga maggot infested meat dress
  • Lindy Larue's bush grew until it carried sausagefruit, the hearty kielbasa goard, the lanky Andouille & bunches of bockworst hung from its branches. General Custer hadn't seen meat
  • this cheap since the refrigerators broke down at the Food Lion. Drool poured down his carefully combed blonde goatee and Custer realized that he was out of control. Summoning all
  • availa le resources, Food Lion roared loudly and woke the whole hamlet up. Hamlet himself sprang out of bed, saying, "To eat or not to eat, that is the question." Food Lion stared
  • out and beat his chest proudly, only to sputter and eventually spew up a large piece of wildebeast. "Ooops. My bad." Now, Food Lion is not to be confused with Cocktail Caribou.
  • The screen went blank, the tape in the reel began flapping against the stand. "Someone get the lights please" said Mr. McGawry. " Now that! was educational!"
Started
2016-09-23 17:09:11
Finished
2019-02-06 11:00:33

4 Comments

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    Woab Feb 06 2019 @ 15:11

    I like that ending, W.Umbra!
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    W.Umbra Feb 06 2019 @ 22:15

    Thank you kindly.
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    LordVacuity Dec 13 2022 @ 22:47

    for the record the part that the tape would be hitting is the spindle.
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    LordVacuity Dec 13 2022 @ 22:58

    https://voca.ro/1LEOBPVfqUoZ

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