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In impromptu speaking it is always good to

  • In impromptu speaking it is always good to pull a random quote out of your pocket and use it to add justification to your point. For example, "Kennedy once said 'To be or not to be
  • unfaithful depends on the degree of hots Marilyn Monroe has for you." A wife could reply, "Love is a two way street, and you're my road kill." See, inspirational quotes can diffuse
  • even the most toxic of marriages. "If you cheat on me, I'll castrate you, kebab your testicles & eat them with gusto" Roy was inspired by that quote to dig a tunnel in secret and
  • tell a duck absolutely nothing. You see Roy loved arcane sayings. It drove Walt nuts. Walt was a pain ever since that stupid amusement park. Roy poured a scotch and said, "Little p
  • Lasticene creatures don't just magically appear. We create them. Look at Hannah Montana and who she became. Bloody twerking and pansexuality! Talk about Hypernormality." Walt said,
  • "Sure. Hypernormality. What can I say about Hypernormality that hasn't already been said by people that know what they're talking about when they say it about Hypernormality? I agr
  • -avate even myself," said, dropping a "g" out of sheer prickliness. Truth be told, I didn't know from normal, let alone hypernormal. I wore band-aids over my eyes when I drove, and
  • sang Wagner in the shower, so...well, I don't need to explain. I guess. "Hey," I interjected. "How about some ice cream? I know it sounds hypernormal, but how about vanilla?"
  • "Vanilla. An idea so normal that ...it's weird! I love it!" Wagner jumped out of the shower, "on the way let's talk about ...the weather!" He grabbed my hand and led me outside
  • It was then I first saw Vanilla town in all its wonder. As we waltzed as one through Vanilla Park, meeting Vanilla Residents along the way, we took them home to make Vanilla Love.
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2013-07-11 01:23:30
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