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He pulled out a joint. It was fat and gnarled

  • He pulled out a joint. It was fat and gnarled like a parsnip. Michelle's eye brows arched in appreciation. Biden smirked, "Got this from Pelosi. She said it's from Castro's own
  • patch. All bud with a left twist." Deep in his chair, Cheney growled. "Turn up the music," Joe said, "Dead for the dead." Cheney's face made what might be called a
  • "lemon look" as he took the shot. "I live for the Dead!" shouted Cheney. "Jerry, Phil, all of em! I love the Greatful Dead Hour. It really
  • grinds my gears, though, when they play Creed and Taylor Swift. I'm not sure that music really even fits into their format." Then Cheney lifted his shotgun and aimed at his friend.
  • Cheney got off scot free, naturally leaving another bullet-riddled corpse behind. Nobody could learn of the Humanzee Project. He would sink the economy well into the next election.
  • And indeed he did. That was the entire plan all along. Our new currency will be the Amero when they merge Mexico, Canada, and the United States to create the North American Union.
  • Canada was mad because it wanted to call the new currency the Mexcanuckamer, but was too polite to confront Mexico and the US. Instead, it passive-aggressively thwarted the union
  • To stop using currency all together, and revert back to the days of bartering. If it works 4 Craigslist, right? I need a car, you want a 13 point mounted deerhead? Sold! I have a
  • whole bunch of these things in my garage. Come see my collection sometime! You should especially see the neat little party tricks I can perform with the antelope head. It's a
  • head. Of an antelope. If I hold it this way...hey, look, I was hoping you wouldn't call me on the antelope bluff...so let's just turn around and act like it didn't happen, ok?
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2011-02-23 14:34:12
Finished
2012-09-10 23:56:22

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Sep 11 2012 @ 00:05

    Not since my school recommended we use Craigslist to find jobs. Because serial killers are just nature's way of weeding out overpopulation. And because it means the career center doesn't need to do any real work apart from playing on the internet.

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