john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony
- john went to the store marcus ate a peach anthony was a weirdo i told him not to go to sleep my foot hurts theo is dumb i hate school i put stickers on my face
- and pretended I had measles.Then I went to the school nurse & told her I felt so sick I had to go home. On my way out, I smuggled John, Marcus, Anthony & Theo out with me. It was
- an exhilarating escapade, but our long sought-after success would not be achieved. Mrs. Peakedly emerged from the dark shadows of administrative bureaucracy and ended our fun.
- This is how she did it. Mrs. Peakedly was adroitly bitter. The old crusty queen
- She knew how much they liked the scones so she made a few. With a secret ingredient within.
- which made them taste extra special. The Queen Mum was intrigued but this deviation from protocol. Who was behind this decidely avantegard high tea?
- The Queen Mum would not discover the identity of the so-called "Brazen Brewer" until two months later, when he unveiled another of his near-scandalous new recipes for tea at the
- breakfast buffet on May Day. He used jackfruit, pomegranate, mango and peach for the sangria she loved. The Queen Mum was fond of jackfruit, he learned. It was an acquired taste!
- Sadly, The Queen Mum was allergic to jackfruit and had to inject an anti-dote into herself after every mouthful. The Queen Mum said that the sangria's flavour was worth the pain.
- One day, whilst The Queen Mum was enjoying some jackfruit, her husband stole the antidote before she could reach it. Her face swelled up to the size up a watermelon, and she died.
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- 2013-10-10 17:48:42
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- 2016-04-25 16:56:51
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